Bill Gates: Died in a blogging accident
Posted January 12th, 2008 by JustZisGuy
William Henry Gates III American entrepreneur, software executive, philanthropist and chairman of Microsoft, was found dead in his mansion this morning. Investigators report that he apparently died in a blogging accident. Blogging accidents have been on the rise in recent weeks.
Initially it appeared that he simply died in a browsing accident, common for Internet Explorer users, but further investigation showed he was trying to blog at the time.
Apparently this was the result of a practical joke gone horribly awry. An undisclosed acquaintance reportedly gave Mr. Gates a computer running Windows Vista and Internet Explorer 7. While attempting to post a blog entry, the resulting "are you sure?" confirmations and spy ware installations caused Mr Gates to have a sudden rectal-cranial inversion that proved fatal.
"This never would have happened if he had been using Firefox on his Mac like he normally did!", stated a chair throwing ape.
The federal something-or-other commission advises all Internet Explorer users to install Firefox to avoid horrible blogging accidents such as this one.
Bill Gates' body will be cremated by a hoard of angry Office 2007 users that hate the new user interface and shot in to space along with every copy of Windows Vista. The space shuttle will then photograph his ashes circling the earth and use the photo as a poor-taste Firefox logo parody.
11 people were hurt making this post.
Initially it appeared that he simply died in a browsing accident, common for Internet Explorer users, but further investigation showed he was trying to blog at the time.
Apparently this was the result of a practical joke gone horribly awry. An undisclosed acquaintance reportedly gave Mr. Gates a computer running Windows Vista and Internet Explorer 7. While attempting to post a blog entry, the resulting "are you sure?" confirmations and spy ware installations caused Mr Gates to have a sudden rectal-cranial inversion that proved fatal.
"This never would have happened if he had been using Firefox on his Mac like he normally did!", stated a chair throwing ape.
The federal something-or-other commission advises all Internet Explorer users to install Firefox to avoid horrible blogging accidents such as this one.
Bill Gates' body will be cremated by a hoard of angry Office 2007 users that hate the new user interface and shot in to space along with every copy of Windows Vista. The space shuttle will then photograph his ashes circling the earth and use the photo as a poor-taste Firefox logo parody.
11 people were hurt making this post.
wow...
A rectal-cranial inversion? ROTFLMAO! So his heart and his a*s got switched?
EDIT: Ahh, what and I talking about? "Cranial" is actually the head... got it mixed up with "cardial".
Look at this blog entry... if it becomes outdated.
Also, Visit my Top 20½ reasons to use Firefox page!