Lame joke of the day: Firefox, Opera and Internet Explorer are walking along a street...

Firefox, Opera and Internet Explorer are walking along a street, when they see a beggar who asks them "can you spare something for an old man?".

So Firefox takes an add-on and gives it to the man. Upon which Opera looks at Firefox saying "I can't believe you are giving away something that's so important to you!", "Don't worry", says Firefox, "I have so many of those!".

Then Opera turns to the man and gives him one of his features. Upon which Firefox looks at Opera and says "I can't believe you are giving away something that's so important to you!", "Don't worry" says Opera, "I have so many of those!".

Now of course Internet Explorer doesn't want to be left out, so he turns to the man and gives him a virus. Upon which Firefox and Opera look at Internet Explorer in stunned silence! Internet Explorer looks back at them in surprise and says "Don't worry, I have so many of those!".

- Otto